2026 Draft Order
Serpentine, live online Sunday, September 6 at 6:00 PM at the Yahoo league. One minute per pick for rounds 1–2, two minutes after that. Keepers due to the commissioner by August 30, noon.
| Pick | Team | Owner |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | Lake Geneva Salukis | Duane Keenan Jr. |
| 2 | Dustin's Dazzling Team | Dustin Jr. |
| 3 | Salti Crew | Chris Saltijeral |
| 4 | Minnesota Marshalls | Dwight Keenan |
| 5 | Moore Beers | Devin Keenan |
| 6 | Bristol Bouncers | Duane Keenan Sr. |
| 7 | Mason Rudolph's Helmet | Jared Keenan |
| 8 | Don't Be Dumb | Victor Lopez |
| 9 | Pocket Rockets | Kim Goyette |
| 10 | Girls Just Wanna Bear Down | Kaylee Saltijeral |
| 11 | Black Republicans | Larry Rogers |
| 12 | Bad News Bears | Dustin Keenan Sr. & Brandon Kopf |
2025 Keepers
Keep one player, forfeit the round he was drafted in ($20 franchise fee to the Super Bowl pot).
| Team | Owner | Keeper | Round Cost | Keeper Year |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Lake Geneva Salukis | Duane Keenan Jr. | Trey McBride | 16th | Last |
| Dustin's Dazzling Team | Dustin Jr. | Bucky Irving | 15th | 1st |
| Salti Crew | Chris Saltijeral | Brian Thomas | 11th | 1st |
| Minnesota Marshalls | Dwight Keenan | Jahmyr Gibbs | 2nd | 1st |
| Moore Beers | Devin Keenan | Saquon Barkley | 2nd | 1st |
| Bristol Bouncers | Duane Keenan Sr. | Jahmarr Chase | 1st | 1st |
| Mason Rudolphs Helmet | Jared Keenan | Lamar Jackson | 6th | 1st |
| Don't Be Dumb | Victor Lopez | Drake London | 3rd | 1st |
| Pocket Rockets | Kim Goyette | — no keeper — | N/A | N/A |
| Girls Just Wanna Bear Down | Kaylee Saltijeral | — no keeper — | N/A | N/A |
| Black Republicans | Larry Rogers | Jared Goff | 15th | 1st |
| Bad News Bears | Dustin Keenan Sr. & Brandon Kopf | Chuba Hubbard | 16th | 1st |
2025 Draft Board
The full 16-round board from last season. Study it. Someone reached for a kicker in round 8.
| Rd | Lake Geneva Salukis | Dustin's Team | Salti Crew | Minnesota Marshalls | Moore Beers | Bristol Bouncers | Mason Rudolph's Helmet | Don’t Be Dumb | Pocket Rockets | Girls Just Wanna Bear Down | Black Republicans | Bad News Bears |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Bijan Robinson | CeeDee Lamb | Nico Collins | Derrick Henry | Justin Jefferson | Ja'Marr Chase | Amon-Ra St. Brown | Ashton Jeanty | Christian McCaffrey | Chase Brown | Malik Nabers | Josh Jacobs |
| 2 | Jaxon Smith-Njigba | Kyren Williams | De'Von Achane | Jahmyr Gibbs | Saquon Barkley | Brock Bowers | Jonathan Taylor | Josh Allen | Jayden Daniels | Tee Higgins | A.J. Brown | Puka Nacua |
| 3 | Ladd McConkey | Mike Evans | Jalen Hurts | Joe Burrow | James Cook III | Patrick Mahomes | George Kittle | Drake London | Terry McLaurin | Bo Nix | Omarion Hampton | Tyreek Hill |
| 4 | George Pickens | Baker Mayfield | James Conner | DJ Moore | DeVonta Smith | Alvin Kamara | Davante Adams | Tetairoa McMillan | Kenneth Walker III | TreVeyon Henderson | Garrett Wilson | Marvin Harrison Jr. |
| 5 | Dak Prescott | Calvin Ridley | Zay Flowers | Courtland Sutton | Justin Herbert | Xavier Worthy | DK Metcalf | Tony Pollard | RJ Harvey | Emeka Egbuka | Sam LaPorta | Travis Kelce |
| 6 | Isiah Pacheco | Jameson Williams | Chris Olave | David Njoku | Mark Andrews | D'Andre Swift | Lamar Jackson | T.J. Hockenson | Ricky Pearsall | David Montgomery | Breece Hall | Kyler Murray |
| 7 | Jaylen Waddle | Colston Loveland | Evan Engram | Travis Hunter | Matthew Golden | Harrison Butker | Rome Odunze | Kaleb Johnson | Stefon Diggs | Tyler Warren | Tyrone Tracy Jr. | Aaron Jones Sr. |
| 8 | Travis Etienne Jr. | Tyler Bass | Jaylen Warren | Brandon Aubrey | Braelon Allen | Deebo Samuel | Jordan Mason | Jacory Croskey-Merritt | Tucker Kraft | Zach Charbonnet | Rashee Rice | Jake Bates |
| 9 | Cam Little | Eagles | Jerry Jeudy | Broncos | Cooper Kupp | Cam Skattebo | Ravens | Jauan Jennings | Jakobi Meyers | Jordan Addison | Brock Purdy | Steelers |
| 10 | Jordan Love | Keon Coleman | Drake Maye | Rhamondre Stevenson | Nick Chubb | J.K. Dobbins | Caleb Williams | Josh Downs | Bills | Chris Godwin Jr. | Khalil Shakir | Michael Pittman Jr. |
| 11 | Ollie Gordon II | Austin Ekeler | Brian Thomas Jr. | Kyle Pitts Sr. | Adam Thielen | Tank Bigsby | Cameron Dicker | Justin Fields | Rachaad White | Marvin Mims Jr. | Jake Ferguson | Matthew Stafford |
| 12 | Packers | Zach Ertz | Joe Mixon | Michael Penix Jr. | Bears | Chiefs | Brian Robinson | Javonte Williams | Dalton Kincaid | Bryce Young | Rashid Shaheed | Jerome Ford |
| 13 | Trey Benson | J.J. McCarthy | Chig Okonkwo | Vikings | Evan McPherson | Luther Burden III | Keenan Allen | Bhayshul Tuten | C.J. Stroud | Ka'imi Fairbairn | Jared Goff | Aaron Rodgers |
| 14 | Dont'e Thornton Jr. | Najee Harris | Chargers | Dylan Sampson | Darnell Mooney | Cairo Santos | Jake Moody | Wil Lutz | Texans | Dallas Goedert | Lions | Hunter Henry |
| 15 | Jonnu Smith | Bucky Irving | Brandon Aiyuk | Wan'Dale Robinson | Mike Gesicki | Christian Kirk | Jaydon Blue | Commanders | Chase McLaughlin | Rashod Bateman | Chris Boswell | Quinshon Judkins |
| 16 | Trey McBride | Cam Ward | Younghoe Koo | Jake Elliott | Sam Darnold | Kendre Miller | Brenton Strange | Mason Taylor | Joshua Palmer | Jets | Jayden Reed | Chuba Hubbard |