2025 Final Standings
Last season ran three divisions — North, South, and Central — with head-to-head records, division winners, and wild cards deciding the playoff field. Ranks 7–12 include consolation results.
| Rank | Team | Owner | Division | Record | Div | PF | PA |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Girls Just Wanna Bear Down Champion | Kaylee | North | 8-6-0 | 3-2-0 | 1574.66 | 1585.96 |
| 2 | Minnesota Marshalls Playoffs | Dwight | North | 9-5-0 | 2-2-0 | 1617.74 | 1522.24 |
| 3 | Lake Geneva Salukis Playoffs | Duane Jr. | North | 8-6-0 | 2-4-0 | 1847.24 | 1568.58 |
| 4 | Don't Be Dumb Playoffs | Victor | South | 9-5-0 | 2-2-0 | 1565.96 | 1459.26 |
| 5 | Bad News Bears Playoffs | Dustin Sr. & Brandon | Central | 8-6-0 | 3-2-0 | 1663.26 | 1652.10 |
| 6 | Mason Rudolph's Helmet Playoffs | Jared | North | 7-7-0 | 3-2-0 | 1651.10 | 1677.92 |
| 7 | Black Republicans | Larry | South | 9-5-0 | 3-1-0 | 1554.62 | 1574.40 |
| 8 | Pocket Rockets | Kim | Central | 8-6-0 | 4-1-0 | 1467.18 | 1465.72 |
| 9 | Dustin 2023 Runner Up | Dustin Jr. | South | 2-12-0 | 0-4-0 | 1322.58 | 1574.88 |
| 10 | Bristol Bouncers | Duane Sr. | Central | 5-9-0 | 1-4-0 | 1571.80 | 1567.24 |
| 11 | Salti Crew | Chris | Central | 6-8-0 | 2-3-0 | 1593.80 | 1656.32 |
| 12 | Moore Beers | Devin | South | 5-9-0 | 3-1-0 | 1469.86 | 1595.18 |
The All-Play Ledger
Starting in 2026, all-play IS the standings — no divisions, no wild cards, every team plays all 11 others every week. Here's 2025 re-ranked by all-play wins, next to where each team actually finished. Some of you owe the schedule maker a thank-you card.
| AP Rank | Team | Owner | All-Play Wins | Total Pts | 2025 Finish | Δ |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Lake Geneva Salukis | Duane Jr. | 113 | 1847.24 | 3 | ▲ 2 |
| 2 | Bad News Bears | Dustin Sr. & Brandon | 88 | 1663.26 | 5 | ▲ 3 |
| 3 | Mason Rudolph's Helmet | Jared | 83 | 1651.10 | 6 | ▲ 3 |
| 4 | Girls Just Wanna Bear Down | Kaylee | 81 | 1574.66 | 1 | ▼ 3 |
| 5 | Don't Be Dumb | Victor | 80 | 1565.96 | 4 | ▼ 1 |
| 6 | Salti Crew | Chris | 80 | 1593.80 | 11 | ▲ 5 |
| 7 | Minnesota Marshalls | Dwight | 79 | 1617.74 | 2 | ▼ 5 |
| 8 | Black Republicans | Larry | 71 | 1554.62 | 7 | ▼ 1 |
| 9 | Bristol Bouncers | Duane Sr. | 69 | 1571.80 | 10 | ▲ 1 |
| 10 | Moore Beers | Devin | 66 | 1469.86 | 12 | ▲ 2 |
| 11 | Pocket Rockets | Kim | 65 | 1467.18 | 8 | ▼ 3 |
| 12 | Dustin 2023 Runner Up | Dustin Jr. | 48 | 1322.58 | 9 | ▼ 3 |
Exhibit A for the format change: the Salukis outscored the field by nearly
200 points, racked up 113 all-play wins — and finished third. Salti Crew missed the playoffs
entirely with more points than two teams that made it. Under 2026 rules, the schedule can't
save you and can't sink you. This page updates weekly once the season starts.